Card Title: Acid Rain
Card Color: Black
Type & Class: Enchantment
Casting Cost: 1B
Pow/Tgh:
Card Text: Fading: 5
At the end of each player's upkeep Acid Rain deals damage, equal to the number of fading counters on it to each creature and player.
If there are no fading counters on Acid Rain, it becomes a white enchantment "Rainbow" with:
Fading: 5
"At the end of each player's upkeep that player gains life, equal to the number of fading counters on Rainbow."
Flavor Text:
Rarity: C
Card Title: Adam
Card Color: Green
Type & Class: Summon Elf
Casting Cost: 2GGG
Pow/Tgh: 2/2
Card Text: 3, Tap: Put a 1/1 green token into play. Treat this token like a woman.
All women get +1/+1
Flavor Text: A lot of tits, but out of ribs.
Rarity: C
Card Title: Alexander Karelin
Card Color: Red
Type & Class: Creature- Goblin Legend
Casting Cost: 6R
Pow/Tgh: 5/5
Card Text: U, Tap: Tap target creature
Flavor Text: Welcome on the carpet- we don't have a sofa.
Rarity: U
Card Title: Avatar of Ho
Card Color: Artifact
Type & Class: Artifact Creature
Casting Cost: 8
Pow/Tgh: 8/8
Card Text: If you opponent laughs when you cast a spell, Avatar of Ho costs 6 less to cast.
Flying, cannot be target of spells or abilities.
Flavor Text:
-Morphling!
-Counterspell!!
-Counterspell your Counterspell!!!
-Counterspell your Counterspell my Counterspell!!!!
...
Rarity: R
Card Title: Bastard Runner
Card Color: Blue
Type & Class: Creature- Bastard
Casting Cost: 3U
Pow/Tgh: 2/2
Card Text: Tap the table: Bastard Runner is unblockable this turn.
Flavor Text: "I need to get to another part of the table", said Sisay. "We can get you there", the vizier
answered. "Easily"
Rarity: C
Card Title: Bill Gates
Card Color: Green
Type & Class: Summon Bug
Casting Cost: G
Pow/Tgh: 1+X/1+X
Card Text: X is equal to the total number of Windows 95 in play. Bill Gates cannot be tapped by any spell or ability.
Attacking also doesn't cause Bill Gates to tap.
Sacrifice a permanent: Regenerate
Flavor Text:
Rarity: C
Card Title: Boris Moiseev
Card Color: Blue
Type & Class: Summon Gay
Casting Cost: 1U
Pow/Tgh: 1/1
Card Text: Boris Moiseev cannot be blocked by male creatures.
Flavor Text: You are blue, you are blue, we don't want to talk to you!
Rarity: C
Card Title: Brezhnev
Card Color: Red
Type & Class: Summon Lord Legend
Casting Cost: RRR
Pow/Tgh: 0/0
Card Text: Brezhnev comes into play with one +1/+1 medal counter on it.
Tap, Speak in the voice of Brezhnev: Put one +1/+1 counter on Brezhnev.
Flavor Text: Where am I? Who am I? What are you doing in my bed?
Rarity: R
Card Title: Capitulation
Card Color: White
Type & Class: Instant
Casting Cost: W
Pow/Tgh:
Card Text: You lose the game
Flavor Text: Run is also a good strategy.
Rarity: R
Card Title: Chess
Card Color: Artifact
Type & Class: Artifact
Casting Cost: 5
Pow/Tgh:
Card Text: Tap, sacrifice Chess: Play chess with target opponent. The winner puts his figures from desk into play and treats them as 2/2 black or white creatures.
Flavor Text:
Is this an elefant or a Masticore?
Rarity: R
Card Title: Crazy Doctor
Card Color: Green
Type & Class: Creature - Elf
Casting Cost: 2G
Pow/Tgh: 1/1
Card Text: Tap: target male creature is female until the end of turn. This turn she cannot attack.
Flavor Text:
Малчик, дэвочка, какая в ж... разница?
Rarity: U
Card Title: Darkest Night
Card Color: Blackest
Type & Class: Sorcery
Casting Cost: BBBBBBx3
Pow/Tgh:
Card Text: Destroy your opponent: you gain life, equal to his toughtness.
Flavor Text:
Piss upon your grave, then cast a final spell,
Fly into the night and one day meet in hell!
Rarity: Rarest
Card Title: Dark Lord
Card Color: Black
Type & Class: Evil God
Casting Cost: 8BB
Pow/Tgh: 10/10
Card Text: (Treat all God creatures as Legends. Gods cannot be target of spells or abilities.)
Flying, First Strike, Trample
Dark Lord cannot be target of spells or abilities. If Dark Lord is put into graveyard from your hand and this action is not forced by your opponent, you lose the game.
Flavor Text:
Hi!
We are Ok and the weather is fine. It's always hot, there are many interesting people. Waiting for you here in Hell.
Best regards,
Your evil Dark Lord
Rarity: Rare
Card Title: Devil's Lottery
Card Color: Artifact
Type & Class: Artifact
Casting Cost: 5
Pow/Tgh:
Card Text: Tap, Sacrifice Devil's Lottery: Reveal 10$ from your hand: flip a coin. If you win the flip you win the game.
If you lose the flip your opponent gains control of 10$
Flavor Text:
Just some luck and money.
Rarity: R
Card Title: Die!
Card Color: Black
Type & Class: Instant
Casting Cost: BBB
Pow/Tgh:
Card Text: Destroy target creature. If you pay an additional B and loudly cry "Die, bitch!" when you cast the spell destroy an additional creature. Creatures destroyed this way cannot be regenerated.
Flavor Text:
Rarity: C
Card Title: Doctor Vodkins
Card Color: Blue
Type & Class: Creature - Wizard
Casting Cost: 3U
Pow/Tgh: 1/1
Card Text: 2U, Tap: Reveal bottles of vodka from your pocket: Tap X target creatures, where X is the number of bottles shown this way
Flavor Text: "I hear the doctor calling..." - Megadeth
Rarity: U
Card Title: Drunk Tutor
Card Color: Green
Type & Class: Creature - Spellshaper
Casting Cost: 3G
Pow/Tgh: 1/1
Card Text: 2G, Discard a card from your hand: Put random card from your library to your hand. Than shuffle your library.
Flavor Text: Вчера пили с русскими. Чуть не умер. Сегодня опохмелялись. Лучше бы я умер вчера.
Rarity: R
Card Title: Eltsin
Card Color: Green
Type & Class: Creature- Treefolk Legend
Casting Cost: 5GGGG
Pow/Tgh: 10/10
Card Text: Eltsin comes into play tapped and doesn't untap during your untap phase.
Make defolt: untap Eltsin.
Flavor Text: Don't bother me, I'm sleeping!
Rarity: R
Card Title: Fa
Card Color: Green
Type & Class: Enchant Creature
Casting Cost: GG
Pow/Tgh:
Card Text: Enchanted creature doesn't stink and gains flying
Flavor Text: Fa - Настроение свежести
Rarity: C
Card Title: False Witness
Card Color: White
Type & Class: Creature - Spellshaper
Casting Cost: 2W
Pow/Tgh: 1/1
Card Text: Tap, Discard a card from your hand or pay 3 dollars to target opponent: Target creature has not deal damage to you previous turn.
Flavor Text: It was not Negator. No, no, he is clean.
Rarity: C
Card Title: Friendship
Card Color: White
Type & Class: Instant
Casting Cost: 3W
Pow/Tgh:
Card Text: Shake target hand of target opponent: prevent all damage that would be dealt this turn.
(If that player has one hand, shake it, if he has no hands at all, this card is useless; draw a card instead of it)
Flavor Text: Hold you Morphling! Gimme your hand!
Rarity: U
Card Title: Giant Matreshka
Card Color: Artifact
Type & Class: Artifact Creature
Casting Cost: 6
Pow/Tgh: 5/5
Card Text:
7, Tap, Sacrifice Giant Matreshka: put into play 4/4 Big Matreshka token with "6, Tap, Sacrifice Big Matreshka: put into play 3/3 Matreshka token with "5, Tap, Sacrifice Matreshka: put into play 2/2 Small Matreshka token with "5, Tap, Sacrifice Small Matreshka: put into play 1/1 Micro Matreshka token with "5, Tap, Sacrifice Micro Matreshka: you win the game """""""
Flavor Text:
Rarity: R
Card Title: Goblin Exhumation Team
Card Color: Red
Type & Class: Summon Goblins
Casting Cost: 1R
Pow/Tgh: 1/1
Card Text:
Tap: Return target player from his graveyard to play. That player has 1 life.
Flavor Text: I want to kill you myself. Don't try to do mana burn again!
Rarity: C
Card Title: Gorbachev
Card Color: Blue
Type & Class: Creature - Crab Legend
Casting Cost: 1UU
Pow/Tgh: 2/2
Card Text:
Tap, Make 4 mistakes in the word "magic": counter target spell.
Tap, Make 5 mistakes in the word "magic": return target permanent to it's owner's hand.
Tap, Make 6 mistakes in the word "magic": you win display of boosters. Call Wizards of the Coast.
Flavor Text: Magic? Logic? Tragic?
Rarity: R
Card Title: Grandfather Pehwho
Card Color: Black
Type & Class: Summon Zombie
Casting Cost: BBB
Pow/Tgh: 2/2
Card Text:
During your turn if Grandfather Pehto is in your graveyard you may say: "1#^2&*c is coming!" If your opponent says "Who?" you may say: "Who, Who, Grandfather Pehwho" and put Grandfather Pehwho into play.
Flavor Text: Silly, really?
Rarity: U
Card Title: Hocus Pocus
Card Color: White
Type & Class: Instant
Casting Cost: WWW
Pow/Tgh:
Card Text: Remove target attacking creature from the game.
Flavor Text: Был Негатор - и нет Негатора!
Rarity: R
Card Title: Hungry Mob
Card Color: Black
Type & Class: Summon Horror
Casting Cost: 9BBBBBBBBB
Pow/Tgh: 18/18
Card Text: Trample
You may sacrifice three Delraiches instead of paying Hungry Mob's mana cost.
Flavor Text: It eats only chickens
Rarity: R
Card Title: Hrushyov
Card Color: White
Type & Class: Creature- Rebel Legend
Casting Cost: 1WWW
Pow/Tgh: 1/4
Card Text:
2W, Take off your shoe and knock the table: Hrushyov gains protection from the color of your choice until the end of turn.
Flavor Text: Who is there? Come in!
Rarity: R
Card Title: IDDQD
Card Color: Black
Type & Class: Enchantment
Casting Cost: 7B
Pow/Tgh:
Card Text: Damage that would reduce your life does not reduce it.
Flavor Text: Let it DOOM!
Rarity: R
Card Title: IDKFA
Card Color: Black
Type & Class: Enchantment
Casting Cost: 7B
Pow/Tgh:
Card Text: Creatures you control gain flying, first strike, trample and +1/+1
Flavor Text: Умер DOOM'ер. На небесах ему говорят:
-Ты попадёшь в ад, загадай последние 3 желания.
-IDDQD, IDKFA и в ад!!!
Rarity: R
Card Title: Kirienko
Card Color: Red
Type & Class: Summon pioneer
Casting Cost: R
Pow/Tgh: 1/1
Card Text:
If your calendar shows August, 17, Kirienko deals 5 damage to each creature and each player in the room.
Flavor Text:
Rarity: C
Card Title: Last Hope
Card Color: White
Type & Class: Sorcery
Casting Cost: 2W
Pow/Tgh:
Card Text: You can discard watches from you hand to substitute Last Hope's mana cost:
Creatures target opponent controls don't untap during his next untap phase.
Flavor Text: Take everything, but leave me alone!
Rarity: U
Card Title: Left the Gas On
Card Color: Blue
Type & Class: Instant
Casting Cost: U
Pow/Tgh:
Card Text: Target creature leaves play until the end of turn.
Flavor Text:
First I understood that I have no gas in the kitchen, than I understood that I have no kitchen...
Rarity: C
Card Title: Lenin
Card Color: Black
Type & Class: Creature- Zombie Legend
Casting Cost: 3BB
Pow/Tgh: 3/3
Card Text: Say "Always ready": Regenerate
Flavor Text:
Lenin lived,
Lenin lives,
Lenin will live!
Rarity: R
Card Title: Lost In The Forest
Card Color: White
Type & Class: Instant
Casting Cost: W
Pow/Tgh:
Card Text: Search target player's hand, library and clothes for a card you've lost.
If that player controls a forest you can play Lost In The Forest without paying it's mana cost.
Flavor Text:
Moxy, where are you?
Rarity: C
Card Title: Magic Bubbles
Card Color: Blue
Type & Class: Enchant Creature
Casting Cost: 1U
Pow/Tgh:
Card Text: At the beginning of your upkeep you may put a drunk counter on enchanted creature. That creature gets +1/+1 for each drunk counter on it, but if it has more than three drunk counters, it can't attack.
Flavor Text: Yahoo! Bubble-bubble-bubble!!!
Rarity: U
Card Title: Manowar
Card Color: Black
Type & Class: Sorcery
Casting Cost: 4BB
Pow/Tgh:
Card Text: Put into play four 3/3 black tokens. Treat these tokens as Kings of Metal: Eric Adams, Joey DeMayo, Karl Logan and Scott Columbus.
Flavor Text:
Born to rock, drink and f***
Rarity: R
Card Title: Mercy
Card Color: Black
Type & Class: Sorcery
Casting Cost: B
Pow/Tgh:
Card Text: Unless target player says that he is a small stupid dirty bastard, you win the game.
Flavor Text: "Sometimes I must retreat. Even if I'm winning"- Volrath
Rarity: C
Card Title: Mister Death
Card Color: Black
Type & Class: Creature - Death
Casting Cost: B
Pow/Tgh: 1/1
Card Text: Tap: Remove target creature from a single graveyard from the game.
Flavor Text: Some mothers scare their children by taking telephone and saying: "Hello? Mr.Death? My son was not a good boy today. Please come here and take him away!"
Sometimes he comes.
Rarity: C
Card Title: Mother of Volrath
Card Color: Black
Type & Class: Creature - Legend Mother
Casting Cost: 3BBB
Pow/Tgh: 4/4
Card Text: Trample, Legendcontrol(When Mother of Volrath comes into play if there is a legendary permanent in play, put that permanent into your graveyard.)
Flavor Text:
Voldemar, go home!!!
Rarity: R
Card Title: Phyrexian Predator
Card Color: Black
Type & Class: Creature - Horror
Casting Cost: 2B
Pow/Tgh: 8/8
Card Text: Trample
Whenever Phyrexian Predator is dealt damage, your opponent may punch you for each 1 damage.
Flavor Text:
My strategy is simple: I win one tournament and than spend a month in a hospital.
Rarity: R
Card Title: Night Butterfly
Card Color: Red
Type & Class: Summon Prostitute
Casting Cost: 2RR
Pow/Tgh: 0/1
Card Text: Night Butterfly comes into play with four clothes counters on it. Remove one clothes counter from Night Butterfly: All male creatures get +1/-1 until the end of turn.
Flavor Text: Come to Butthead!
Rarity: U
Card Title: Odin
Card Color: Red
Type & Class: Viking God
Casting Cost: 3RRRR
Pow/Tgh: 7/7
Card Text: (Treat all God creatures as Legends. Gods cannot be target of spells or abilities.)
Tap: Odin deals 4 damage to target creature or player.
Flavor Text:
Rarity: R
Card Title: Papa Carlo
Card Color: Green
Type & Class: Summon Elf
Casting Cost: 2GGG
Pow/Tgh: 3/3
Card Text: 2, Tap: Put one green 1/1 token in play. Treat this token as Buratino.
Flavor Text: One body; one head; two legs; two hands; one, two, yeah, two hands… Did I forget something?
Rarity: U
Card Title: Question Game
Card Color: Black
Type & Class: Enchant World
Casting Cost: WWW
Pow/Tgh:
Card Text: At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player's opponent asks him a question. If the answer is right, that player gains 3 lifes, else he loses 3 lifes.
Flavor Text: - You will lose 3 lifes?
Rarity: R
Card Title: Rhystic Hedgehog
Card Color: Green
Type & Class: Creature - Hedgehog
Casting Cost: 2G
Pow/Tgh: 2/2
Card Text: Unless target opponent sings a song about a hedgehog Rhystic Hedgehog is unblockable this turn.
Flavor Text:
Ёжик резиновый шел и посвистывал
Дырочкой в правом боку.
Rarity: U
Card Title: Rishadan Post
Card Color: Land
Type & Class: Land
Casting Cost:
Pow/Tgh:
Card Text: Tap: Add one colorless mana to your mana pool
1, Tap: Remove a fading counter from target attacking creature with fading counters on it. That creature is unblockable this turn.
Flavor Text: Rishada is the gateway to free trade-but it isn't legal
Rarity: R
Card Title: Russian Football Team
Card Color: Black
Type & Class: Summon Players
Casting Cost: B
Pow/Tgh: 2/2
Card Text: When Russian Football Team deals damage, it deals that amount of damage to itself.
If you also control Yuri Kovtun, Russian Football Team deals one additional damage to itself.
Flavor Text: We are mighty, but...
Rarity: C
Card Title: Satan Claus
Card Color: Black
Type & Class: Creature- Horror
Casting Cost: 2BB
Pow/Tgh: 2/2
Card Text: BBB, Tap, Say "Ho-ho-horror!": Satan Claus deals 1 damage to target player.
Flavor Text: You were a good boy? Ok, get my present!
Rarity: C
Card Title: Scent of Vodka
Card Color: Blue
Type & Class: Sorcery
Casting Cost: 1U
Pow/Tgh:
Card Text: Reveal bottles of vodka from your pocket: Tap X target creatures, where X is the number of bottles shown this way
Flavor Text: Midnight and vodka takes me away...
Rarity: C
Card Title: Small Boy
Card Color: Red
Type & Class: Creature - Boy
Casting Cost: R
Pow/Tgh: 1/1
Card Text: Haste. If small boy becomes target of spell or ability, sacrifice it.
Flavor Text: Маленький мальчик играл в водолаза - Смело спускался на дно унитаза - Добрая тётя нажала педаль - Мальчик умчался в вонючую даль.
Rarity: C
Card Title: S.F.M.(Small Fury Monster)
Card Color: Black
Type & Class: Creature - MicroHorror
Casting Cost: B
Pow/Tgh: 0.1/0.1
Card Text: If S.F.M. becomes target of spell or ability, sacrifice it. Hmmm...sacrifice it anyway.
Flavor Text: It was small. It entered my nose and maybe I'll even die.
Rarity: c
Card Title: Small Lightning
Card Color: Red
Type & Class: Sorcery
Casting Cost: R
Pow/Tgh:
Card Text: Small Lightning deals 0.5 damage to target creature or player.
Flavor Text: Ouch! That hurts.
Rarity: C
Card Title: Stalin
Card Color: Black
Type & Class: Creature- Horror Legend
Casting Cost: 3BB
Pow/Tgh: 4/4
Card Text: When Stalin comes into play, sacrifice all creatures you control and destroy all creatures your opponent controls
Flavor Text:
Justice is lost
Justice is raped
Justice is gone
Pulling your strings
Justice is done
Rarity: R
Card Title: Strip Poker
Card Color: White
Type & Class: Enchantment
Casting Cost: 2WWW
Pow/Tgh:
Card Text: Whenever any creature damages a player, that player takes off one thing of his clothes, unless he sacrifices a creature.
Flavor Text: Get out of here, Beavis! You don't know the rules.
Rarity: U
Card Title: Tank
Card Color: Red
Type & Class: Enchant creature
Casting Cost: 2R
Pow/Tgh:
Card Text: Enchanted creature cannot be target of spells or abilities and gains "Tap to deal 2 damage to target creature or player"
Flavor Text: Сумасшедшие играют в войну. Один бьёт другого по голове с криком "Убил!" Тот ему в ответ: "Не убил - я в танке."
Rarity: C
Card Title: Ten Dollars
Card Color: Green
Type & Class: Summon Money
Casting Cost: GGGGGG
Pow/Tgh:
Card Text: Target opponent gains ownership of Ten Dollars. Say: "Game over, loser, play booster draft": you win the game.
Flavor Text: In god we trust
Rarity: R
Card Title: Thor The Power Head
Card Color: Red
Type & Class: Viking God
Casting Cost: 3RR
Pow/Tgh: 4/4
Card Text: (Treat all God creatures as Legends. Gods cannot be target of spells or abilities.)
Tap: Destroy target creature with power 3 or greater.
Flavor Text:
Black clouds on the horisont,
Great thunder and burning rain,
His chariot's pounding!
I heard the heaven scream his name!
Rarity: R
Card Title: U
Card Color: Blue
Type & Class: Creature - U
Casting Cost: U
Pow/Tgh: U/U
Card Text: U is equal to the number of lands you forget to untap each turn.
Tap: Add U to your mana pool.
Flavor Text: U?
Rarity: U
Card Title: Valhalla
Card Color: Red
Type & Class: Instant
Casting Cost: 2RRR
Pow/Tgh:
Card Text: Valhalla deals 5 damage to each creature and player
Flavor Text:
Death's chilling wind blows through my hair
I'm now immortal, I am there
I take my place by Odin's side
Eternal army in the sky.
Rarity: U
Card Title: Van'ka Vstan'ka
Card Color: White
Type & Class: Creature - Rebel
Casting Cost: WW
Pow/Tgh: 2/2
Card Text: Attacking doesn't cause Van'ka Vstan'ka to tap
Flavor Text:
Rarity: C
Card Title: Vovochka
Card Color: White
Type & Class: Creature - Rebel
Casting Cost: W
Pow/Tgh: 1/1
Card Text: Vovochka cannot be target of spells or abilities.
Flavor Text: This card is banned by the goverment of Russian Federation
Rarity: C
Card Title: Windows 95
Card Color: Blue
Type & Class: Enchantment
Casting Cost: 2U
Pow/Tgh:
Card Text: At the beginning of each player's upkeep tap random permanent that player controls. If Windows 95 becomes tapped, return it to its owner's hand.
Flavor Text: Ctrl-Alt-Del
Rarity: C
Card Title: Wizards of the Coast(R) Wind
Card Color: Gold
Type & Class: Instant
Casting Cost: UBGRW
Pow/Tgh:
Card Text: Destroy everything on the table that is not a Wizards of the Coast(R) product.
Brake these things and put them under the table instead of graveyard.
Sacrifice a creature: Regenerate a thing destroyed that way. Any player may play this ability.
Flavor Text: You can break my pencils, you can tear my notebook but you'll never get my money! bastard!
Rarity: R
Card Title: Yuri Kovtun
Card Color: Black
Type & Class: Summon Kovtun
Casting Cost: 1BB
Pow/Tgh: 1/1
Card Text: B, Tap: Flip a coin. If you win the flip,Yuri Kovtun deals 1 damage to your opponent. If you lose the flip, Yuri Kovtun deals 1 damage to you.
Flavor Text: It's easy to score goals. It's hard to decide who is your opponent.
Rarity: C
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